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Author: Carl Franke (Page 2 of 5)

Does Using AI Tools For Apartment Searches Make The Process Simpler?

Using AI for Apartment Searches

As a marketer in the multifamily apartment industry, spotting renters in their “journey” through the funnel is always exciting. Contact form conversions are shown in Google Analytics. Voicemails from prospects that called a tracking number can be played in a CRM. These are tangible. We can clearly see the marketing source working, at least the one in which they decided to connect with.

But these days, you could see a 15% decrease in Users visiting your website week-over-week, but actually get a boost in Users consuming data from your website from other means.

As Google continues to provide search result enhancements via featured snippets, knowledge panels, local packs (map results), the “zero click” phenomenon continues to rise. This is simply obtaining the sought out information directly in Google search, without clicking over to a website. Nearly 60% of Google searches now end without a click in 2024.

Never heard of “zero click”? You’re likely already doing it. Type in “The Bear reviews” and scroll through over 1,400 audience reviews of the Hulu show without leaving Google search. Type in “Phillies” and get the live score of the game. Type in an apartment community name and read reviews, view photos and floor plans, get ratings from other sources—all without leaving Google search.

With Google’s SGE (Search Generative Experience) now added to the mix, AI is packed into the search results, combining immediate research from multiple resources into one large answer. But how a search is phrased seems to be needed to trigger SGE.

Side Note: I’ve noticed that since SGE went from a Google Labs opt-in experience to public, the results for branded search have both positive and negative reviews removed from the mix. Previously, sentiments from customers were used to help define a company.

With voice search on the rise via smartphones, digital assistants, wearable devices and smart speakers, website visits will likely decrease. In 2024, 45% of Americans report using voice search on their smartphones.

And now with multiple AI solutions available for research, indirect conversions from website data will likely increase and get more difficult to prove. OpenAI ChatGPT, Google Gemini, Bing Copilot, Claude and Perplexity don’t provide search query data, so today’s marketer can’t obtain any valuable info on what prospects are querying.

Are potential renters using AI tools to find their new homes? I’m not certain, but here’s how many active users some of big players have:

  • ChatGPT: 200 million (May 2024)
  • Google Gemini: 142 million (early 2024)
  • Bing Copilot: 140 million (April 2024)
  • Perplexity.ai: 10 million (July 2024)

Let’s test out some potential experiences.


ChatGPT

For ChatGPT, with GPT-4o, I provided the following query:

Can you provide a list of the three best apartment communities in Austin, Texas that have a 1 bedroom starting at no more than $1,600. Other requirements needed are a dog friendly community that includes on-site parking and an outdoor swimming pool. Finally, can you include only those with rent specials with big savings?

I also tried it for Nashville, TN, Raleigh, NC and Columbus, OH, changing only the city name and market rate for a 1 bedroom. For each result, RentCafe was provided as the source. Example:

ChatGPT query results

I then asked why RentCafe is only being used as a source of data. Response:

ChatGPT results

I then tried the same query for Manayunk, Philadelphia and sources then switched to Redfin.

In querying later in the day, the results were completely different, but the source remained the same for all “top three” answers. This creates a bit of distrust and realized source favoritism. Speaking of being partial, the query results for the Austin search listed only communities from Northland.

Utilizing the voice chat feature in the ChatGPT iOS app, the results were a let down. After reiterating what my absolutes were for a potential apartment in Phoenix, AZ, and then answering follow-up leasing questions, I had to wait through over three minutes of silence to finally be provided with advice on how to search elsewhere. Check out the conversation here:


Bing Copilot

Using the same query that I used for ChatGPT above, the Bing Copilot results included distracting ads for ApartmentList.com. See below in yellow. The ads didn’t link to the city specific section of ApartmentList.com either, which is some wasted ad dollars.

Bing Copilot apartment search

When I whittled down a Raleigh, NC search, I asked if it could provide the pros and cons of Google reviews for The Tribute and Cedar Springs Apartments. It then gave an analysis and chose The Tribute as the clear winner:

Bing Copilot apartment search conclusion

It also provided a screenshot of reviews from Facebook and Yelp, putting Cedar Springs in a bad light. It decided to show the 2.4 Yelp rating even though Cedar Springs had much higher ratings on other sources, including 3.5 on ApartmentRatings.com and 3.8 on Apartments.com:

Bing Copilot ratings

When asking to provide a sentiment analysis and the pros and cons of living at each community, Copilot provided individual URLs to each category statement, shown in yellow below. When hovering over the quantity of sources, the links would appear. Copilot seems the most transparent for data attribution.


Google Gemini

With Google Gemini, I asked for a pros and cons comparison for two Nashville, TN communities (The Lucile and Livano Trinity). I indicated that community events and a social atmosphere were super important to me.

For The Lucile, one of the cons was “potential for exclusivity”, hinting that luxury living could impede on the social lax vibe that I was seeking.

Google Gemini apartment search results

Interestingly, Gemini indicated that Livano Trinity’s large 300+ unit size could lead to a “less close-knit resident group”:

Google Gemini apartment search results

Both of these examples above reveal how Gemini highly values whatever is designated as vital in the query.

In requesting a sentiment analysis of Google Business reviews for both communities, Gemini was unable to do so. It stated: Google’s API restrictions prevent me from directly scraping and processing review data in this way.

Amazingly, you figure that this would be the one AI experience where Google reviews could be sifted through a colander and pinpoint spicy trends. But, nope.

Gemini also doesn’t reveal sources. It simply recommended visiting review sites, ILS sites and the community website. See below:

Google Gemini oversight

Perplexity.ai

In utilizing the same query that I originally used for ChatGPT, Perplexity.ai provided three options and detailed the 12 sources for the results. Below are four of the ILS sources which have direct links to pre-filtered selected pages.

Perplexity.ai sources

I then asked if it could search all review sites possible to determine sentiment and develop a pros and cons list. It was able to compile info from Yelp, ApartmentRatings.com, Zillow and the property website which utilized Birdeye. Google Business reviews could not be tapped into.


ChatGPT … Another Test

So, I got more Philly centric and queried about some Manayunk area apartments. With one of my absolutes being an outdoor swimming pool, it provided the below three top selections. But only one of these communities, Henry On The Park, actually has a pool.

ChatGPT manayunk results

And when requesting some Old City, Philly apartments, it provided the website link to The View At Old City for ALL results. This is a disservice to the competitors and an obvious web traffic boost for The View At Old City.

ChatGPT old city results

Claude

Even with the Claude.ai 3.5 Sonnet Pro version, the apartment search ends relatively early with this:

I don’t have access to real-time rental information or current availability. The rental market changes frequently, and prices and specials can vary. Additionally, what constitutes “the best” can be subjective.
Instead, I can provide you with a general approach to find apartments that match your requirements: Use apartment search websites like Apartments.com, Zillow, or Rent.com.


Conclusion?

Although AI is effectively built into leasing widgets and chatbots, utilizing FAQs and tabled data for info, and although it’s fantastic for content creation, using these platforms as a prospect has a lot of pitfalls and inaccuracies.

For the tests above, I didn’t spend much time on the queries and the results are wildly varied. Spotting obvious errors and looming through UX oddities is perplexing. At its current state, I imagine many prospects would bounce from the experience and lean toward organic searches, ILS sites and social media.

Of course, these issues will probably disappear in a week based on the rapid progression of AI tools. 🤯 … More to come on that!

Have you tested the waters with these tools yet with your prospect hat on yet? What was your experience like?

Shopping Under Surveillance: How AI Tracks Your Every Move in the Supermarket

Due to its close proximity and 11pm closing time, GIANT has been my go-to supermarket for many late night urgent purchases. From kiddo medications to a spice rack replacement, those meanderings around the vacant aisles at 10:45pm have allowed for quick and easy purchases. And its an ideal time of the day to experience the eerie advancement in tech and marketing. But, GIANT isn’t my choice grocery store—it’s just the only one that’s open.

Before I dive into where I’d prefer to go, here’s a breakdown of how supermarkets are increasingly leveraging AI to track and understand customer behavior.

Woman in grocery store being tracked by AI, sensor, cameras.

1. Loyalty Programs

“Your GIANT Card has been accepted!” says the self checkout voice with such enthusiasm every time I bang that barcode down. Are there days when I wouldn’t be accepted based on what I was wearing? Don’t know. But these cards capture data about purchase history, frequency of visit, and preferred products with your name. Wouldn’t you like to see how many things you’ve purchased?

If you buy alcohol at GIANT, they scan your driver’s license, acquiring even further information. This is not a state law, but a store policy designed to show “due diligence”.

2. Cameras and Sensors

Depending on the store, camera systems and sensors are installed throughout stores to monitor customer movement and flow patterns. Of course, I shop aimlessly and am likely skewing their data. My wife and I can never shop together. I roam about as if I was at a carnival eating funnel cake.

Some stores can track shelf interactions, pinpointing how often customers pick up items and put them back. Others record checkout lines for peak hours.

AI can then analyze the video data to optimize store layout, improve product placement, and enhance the overall shopping experience.

3. Facial Recognition

Some supermarkets use facial recognition to identify repeat customers and tailor marketing messages and offers based on past behavior.

Of course, it can also enhance security by identifying shoplifters.

4. Mobile Apps and Beacons

Supermarket apps, often linked to loyalty programs, track customers via their smartphones. They can send personalized offers and notifications based on location within the store and collect data on in-app activity and preferences.

They can also use geofencing and beacons to understand movement patterns and engagement with in-store promotions.

5. Online Shopping

For supermarkets with online platforms, AI and analytics software can track browsing history, search queries, online purchase behavior, abandoned carts and more. I once had to run out of GIANT for an emergency with a cart full of nonperishables, leaving the stock team a lot of work, and leaving an outlier blip in their data.

This information also helps in personalizing online shopping experiences and driving targeted marketing campaigns.

6. Smart Carts and Self-Checkout Systems

Smart shopping carts, like the ones at Amazon Fresh, are equipped with sensors and scanners that can track items placed in the cart in real-time, along with shopping routes taken by customers and time spent in different aisles. (I know of two Amazon Fresh stores that have been vacant for over a year and never completed. I’ll see one someday.)

Self-checkout systems similarly gather data on purchased items and transaction times, offering insights into shopping patterns and preferences.

7. Customer Feedback and Sentiment Analysis

AI analyzes customer feedback from various sources, including surveys, reviews, social media interactions and customer service interactions. AI is used to gauge customer sentiment, identify common issues, and improve service quality.

8. Product Inventory and Stock Management

AI systems track inventory levels and sales data to:

  • Predict demand and optimize stock levels
  • Reduce out-of-stock situations and overstock
  • Inform dynamic pricing strategies

9. Digital Signage and Personalized Advertising

AI-powered digital signage can change content based on time of day, customer demographics detected by in-store cameras, and real-time data on store traffic and sales.

These methods collectively enable supermarkets to create a highly personalized shopping experience, optimize operations, and drive sales while maintaining efficient inventory management.

One thing that I always wondered about is if particular songs drive cart content. Does a hit Olivia Rodrigo song drive impulse purchases? Does a sad Phil Collins song drive literal cart abandonment and have customers darting for the exit?

10 . Customer Grading

Some supermarkets use Recency, Frequency, Value (RFV) analysis to examine transactional behavior of customers and score them using a combination of how often they shop, how many items they purchase and how much they spend.

Robot in the supermarket aisle

Supermarket Option Overload

It’s a golden age for supermarket options, especially in the suburbs. In the outskirts of Philly, I am about 15 minutes or less from all of these thirteen big chain stores:

  • GIANT
  • Mom’s Organic Market
  • ALDI
  • Sprouts Farmers Market
  • Whole Foods
  • The Fresh Grocer
  • ACME
  • Amazon Fresh
  • Trader Joe’s
  • Weaver’s Way Co-Op
  • Target
  • Sam’s Club
  • Walmart

Also, I have these local, family owned neighborhood markets nearby:

  • George’s Market At Dreshertown
  • O’Neill’s Food Market

Each of the stores above has a wide list of pros and cons, and are better suited for certain purchases over others. It’s really about what your goals are as a consumer. I personally could never shop at Target, Sam’s Club or Walmart for groceries. It just seems too hectic in the parking lot alone, too massive of a store to explore, and somehow depressing.

Mom’s Organic Market has been my favorite. Here’s a breakdown why:

Pros:

  • Low volume foot traffic. Sometimes I’m one in ten customers there! I often wonder how this place stays in business.
  • Soothing jazz and classical music is played.
  • There’s free samplings of great coffee.
  • You can recycle electronics, batteries, old Christmas lights, denim and lots of other household items.
  • Produce is from area farms, such as Lancaster Farm Fresh Cooperative. (You won’t get a carton of strawberries that gets moldy overnight.)
  • They have a banned food ingredient list and refuse to sell products that feature these ingredients. They list them out on their website.
  • At the one I go to, there are about 25 pinball machines located near checkout that will take you back to a simpler time.
  • If you join a local CSA, they house the pickup boxes.
  • The staff really seem to enjoy working there and are friendly.

Cons:

  • It’s on the pricier side, but they do have some inexpensive brands.
  • There are zero overhead aisle signs that indicate what’s in the aisle. But the store is so intuitive and compact, it’s barely a problem.
  • If you like to get cleaning supplies, paper towels, toilet paper, toiletries and other non-consumable items when you shop, they have options but they are minimal and super expensive. Same thing with pet food. You’ll have to go elsewhere. Mom’s is more about getting items for that perfect meal you’re planning tonight.
  • They charge $0.25 for bags if you don’t bring your own.
  • No bakery.

Every store has their perks.

  • Whole Foods has the Amazon Return Center and the best seafood / meats.
  • The Fresh Grocer has dim, tranquil lighting and has the similar vibe of a Starbucks. It also seems to sell brands with the most beautiful packaging design.
  • Trader Joe’s has a wealth of premade meals and endless snacks / desserts, allowing you to somehow endure their hectic parking lots.

But, back to GIANT. It’s not my first choice— it’s just the sole option late at night. When you enter, usually with a wobbly cart, you’re greeted with intense fluorescent light. This white brilliance showers over stacks of beer cases, wine, and a host of glistening chicken wings. To the side is often the latest in holiday offerings, like fireworks galore and baked goods. It all screams, “Let’s get drunk and eat some blueberry pie while firing off Roman Candles!”

Sure, it has a kiosk style Starbucks to the other side, but it doesn’t produce that Starbucks feeling, like the boisterous ones with Miles Davis blaring, where the atmosphere mirrors the energy of a Venti buzz and somehow allows you to focus on writing that novel. Maybe there’s a cheesy gas fireplace nearby, but it adds to the aesthetic. At GIANT, there’s a Wi-Fi lounge with some booths, but most just take their cups to go.

Late at night, there’s usually just one human self checkout worker, and I usually feel guilty for not going that route. At self checkout, the “life guard” worker that gazes upon the twelve machines is ready to help, but always terribly bored looking. I always think these employees are staring me down, judging my organic Honeycrisp apple purchase, wondering if I’m trying to cheat the quantity.

Marty, the GIANT robot that’s trained to find aisle hazards, is often stuck, low on batteries and bumping into a corner. In the age of AI, this thing has the qualities of a toy robot from the 80s, but is super amusing for babies and toddlers.

When I exit, I usually stare at the beer section and try to remember how many ounces that you can buy at at time. I recollect having to bring beer back to my car, then come back in and buy more, and repeat the process for a party.

In the dark parking lot, a solar powered “lot cop”, a mobile surveillance unit, flashes its blue light light mounted on a mast. A recording plays from a speaker about how the lot is continually scanned for your safety. I’m usually parked next to the Volta “free-to-use” electric vehicle charging stations. These feature a large iPhone looking screen playing commercials about RXBARs and anti-age lotions. A woman splashes her face with water in slow motion with bright and crisp high def precision, but I don’t look for long as tunnel vision sets in and any lot criminals could have me cornered. I retreat to my 17-year-old Hyundai and drive off quickly, playing a CD, and eating the secret day-old donut I bought for myself.

Sources:

https://www.storetech.com/resources/how-does-customer-tracking-technology-work-in-offline-retail-stores

https://www.leafio.ai/blog/supermarket-technology-trends-with-ai-review

https://www.forbes.com/sites/richardkestenbaum/2023/09/27/artificial-intelligence-isnt-coming-to-supermarkets-its-there

Using Apple Books AI Based Digital Narration Tool For Audiobooks

In self-publishing novels with Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing, some asked if I’d ever get audiobooks created. I always laughed, as it was way beyond my budget, as they typically cost anywhere from $6,000 to $10,000 to produce. Of course, I really did want to create an audiobook.

I even dabbled with the idea of recording it myself in a padded closet at home, but didn’t want to deal with listening to my voice or investing in the proper microphone. Plus, my house is always loud with kids and cats, and slamming doors and cabinets. I’d have to record at 3AM nightly to get it recorded in silence. (Of course, there is AI denoising software, but…)

Years ago, we routinely rented Harry Potter audiobooks on CD from the Abington Township Library. My son loved to listen to them on long travels. They were fantastic, as different talents represented unique characters for the dialogue parts. It really brought the novels to life.

Fiverr and ElevenLabs To The Rescue?

Be Home By Dinner Audiobook

As I explored Fiverr.com, I realized some freelancers could produce the novel for about $5,000, but it was still too expensive. Also, the work of creating a character list of how to pronounce the many names and settings seemed challenging to do over a Zoom meeting or many emails.

ElevenLabs.io, which I’m really fond of, was a potential solution. But it would require that I get the $330 / month plan due to the word count. It also required writing out uncertain words and have them spelled out. For example, a pizzeria called Rosario’s would need to be re-typed to Rose-air-ee-ohs so that the AI tool could understand the correct way to pronounce the word.

A Free Solution?

For ebook syndication, I use Draft2Digital, which I recently discovered is an approved partner of Apple Books, and allows authors to generate audiobooks using Apple Books AI digital narration for FREE! All that you have to do is pick out the ideal voice to represent your novel and let the AI tool spend a few weeks with your ebook. It’s currently restricted to categories of romance, fiction, mystery and thriller, or science fiction and fantasy.

When I received notification that my novel Be Home By Dinner was published on Apple Books, I smiled because I knew that that there was no way in hell that the AI tool could possibly have nailed the dozens of character names, locations, 1980s pop culture references and more. I questioned how did it make a leap of faith in determining pronunciations. Why was I even participating in this? Was I just helping the Apple Books AI tool get smarter at my own expense?

On initial listen, I enjoyed the character voice that I had chosen. He was suitable for suspense, which is the genre of the novel. But… the “audiobooks without the overhead” definitely had its fair share of issues.

What Fell Apart With The AI Produced Audiobook

Character Names

I figured this would happen. But some character names, like Kova (the antagonist) took on a different pronunciation at different parts of the book. Sometimes it was Koo-Vah. Other times it was Kah-Vah. And sometimes it was the correct Koe-Vah. The name kept morphing, as if the AI narrator couldn’t agree on what to call this character, which I found odd since it’s a simple 4-letter name.

Author Name

Yes, even my name was butchered. Instead of stating Franke with a silent “E”, they included a hard “E”, like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. I felt like I was back in high school during role call with a new teacher.

What I Miss About A Human Narrator

Mouth Noises

Yes, it sounds weird and gross, but I missed sounds of the human element. Fake breath noises are not part of the AI equation yet, let alone lip smacking or air sneaking through teeth. The AI voice is a bit dry and sterile, with a clockwork tempo. At times you want to rattle the robot and have it take a shot of whiskey to loosen up and expand its range.

Be Home By Dinner Audio Book

Ambient Sounds

The AI voice is precise with perfect audio levels. But I miss the sounds of the room, like pages being turned or a glass of water being put down on a wooden table. The impurities of recordings are often the most endearing. The singer, Sting, accidentally sat on the piano during the recording of the song “Roxanne”, for example. The clang of piano keys was recorded, and The Police kept that in song. I remember listening to a lot of the Beat Generation authors perform readings and hearing the cigarette exhalations and ice cubes tinkling in glasses, cars whizzing by, or uproarious laughter of someone nearby. It was more vulnerable and electric.

Lively Dialogue

When I read a novel, I create a dialogue voice for each character. I imagine most people do. It just happens naturally to help break up the reading. With AI narration, the voice adjusts a bit with a conversation between two people, but it sounds like a screenplay read by someone vaguely interested in auditioning for a part in a film adaptation. The emphasis is not as strong, especially for highly emotional scenes of distress, even with multiple exclamation marks or ALL CAPS.

Correctly Pronounced Words

For heteronyms, the AI tool seemed to work based on a coin toss. For example, the word “tearing” was supposed to be pronounced like “eyes tearing up”, but it was pronounced like “tearing up a piece of paper”. The correct context was picked up by the AI tool sometimes, but not always.

Onomatopoeia can be a bit of a train wreck. For example, the “psss psss psss” cat call sounds resulted in the narration spelling out each instance of these phrases. I laughed hard on that one. “Shhhh” was known though.

Review Process?

An audio file that could be annotated would be the simplest solution, with a section that allowed authors to spell out the pronunciations of misspoken words. The file could be updated and the process automated until a green “Approved!” button is pressed. Maybe in the future?

Regardless of issues, I’m excited for the opportunity to have an audiobook at the ready for Be Home By Dinner. Check it out on Apple Books.

Looking to publish your own audiobook? Here’s how you can get started with your own Apple Books audiobook.

Creating Voice Narration With ElevenLabs Synthesis

What is ElevenLabs?

ElevenLabs specializes in creating natural-sounding speech synthesis and text-to-speech software, using AI and deep learning.Ā 

The simple to use web software allows you to enter in your script and select from over two dozen voice personalities. Each voice has separate settings that can adjust Stability (more variable to more stable), Similarity (low to high) and Style Exaggeration (none to exaggerated). Nudging each of these settings a bit can produce very different outcomes. Sometimes words are over enunciated, extended in length, and sometimes a nervous chuckle get thrown in. But the results are highly realistic and ideal for short passages such as a voicemail greeting or video narration.

ElevenLabs

Over the holidays, there was a spot-on “Santa” character that was as boisterous and jolly as you can get.

Voice Options

The Voice Library provides user adjusted voices that you can add to your default voices. Descriptions really help with finding the most suitable voice. For example: “Middle Aged Man With British Accent”. Tags feature attributes such as: wise, clam, sassy, formal, intense, modulated, pleasant — making it easier to find the ideal voice.

There’s also a multilingual speech model that’s able to generate life-like speech in 29 languages.

How Much Does ElevenLabs Cost?

Five different plans starting at $0 and maxing at $330 are available, offering more features such as better quality, voice cloning, analytics and support.

What Does It Sound Like?

Here’s an example of the “back cover” description for BLIZZARD 96 using the character “Charlotte”:

Utilizing Ideogram AI To Create Custom Stock Photography

Sometimes you need a custom stock photo image. The stock image websites, like Unsplash, Pixabay and Pexels are excellent free sources. But when you have something super specific in mind, Ideogram.ai is one of many tools that could do the job for you.

Here’s some Leasing Consultants giving tours to prospects, created with Ideogram:

What Is Ideogram?

Unlike many AI content creation sites, Ideogram.ai has a minimalist feel with UI with just a small question mark on the bottom right that links out to a few pages. Like another famous social media site that ends in “gram”, Ideogram is a similar social media style account with a very similar feel to that original “gram”. You can choose whether you want your creations to be private or public as well, gain followers, “like” other posts and remix other account creations.

With your Google or Apple account, you can create an Ideogram account and then “Describe what you want to here”. From there, you can fine tune your aspect ratio and add stylistic effects such as:

  • Photo
  • Illustration
  • 3D Render
  • Typography
  • Cinematic
  • Poster
  • Dark Fantasy
  • Graffiti
  • Architecture
  • Conceptual Art
  • Ukiyo-e (I had to look this one up: It’s a Japanese art genre that include woodblock prints and paintings from the 17th to 19th centuries.)
  • and more!

Creating A Fictional Apartment Video With Runway

A fictional apartment community teaser made with Runway. The fire pits are extreme, and dog heads morph into cats, but it’s an aesthetic that keeps getting refined. Just watch out for those expanding donuts.

Yes, that’s supposed to be a dog on that guy’s lap. It’s getting better, but pets seem to be on the eerie side so far.

What Is Runway?

“Runway was founded by artists on a mission to bring the unlimited creative potential of AI to everyone, everywhere with anything to say. Beyond our innovative technology and creative tools, we also strive to create platforms and initiatives that will empower and celebrate the next generation of storytellers.”

from RunwayML.com

Check out a free trial version of Runway and you can create these types of content types based on descriptive queries and more:

  • Video to Video
  • Text / Image to Video
  • Generative Audio
  • Background Removals
  • Text to Image
  • Image to Image
  • Infinite Image

There are many other video effects tools as well.

Baron Ryan – TikTok Creator

Baron Ryan is an entertaining TikTok creator that is breaking boundaries on what you can achieve with one person and an iPhone. His sketches seem inspired by the Wes Anderson cinematic aesthetic, and he packs social commentary with humor that will make you ponder.

This video of him having a contemplative chat with his reflection in a train window is a great example:

I sometimes close my eyes and imagine a hotel and behind every door are all the people I could have been and lives I could have lived, infinite beginnings.

I’m alredy nostalgic for people I’ll never be.

But in the end, you gotta have mercy on yourself, even if you don’t do everything you’ve set out to do in life.

At first you want your dreams to be real. But you realize that some dreams are nicer as dreams. They can be there and you open those doors and live those lives anytime you like on the other side.

Besides, a memory and a fantasy both live in the head.

Baron Ryan
@americanbaron

All the people we could have been. Life could have turned out any which way and every which way comes with its own cocktail of inconveniences. The people we could have been look at us and imagine they could have been us. #loop #life #nostalgiacore

♬ Memory Reboot – VƘJ & Narvent

The Creative Act: A Way Of Being

If you’re in a rut with any creative endeavor, or need a new vantage point, this book is an excellent compass. Packed with micro-chapters of every possible step on the journey to creating a song, painting, novel, design, web site–anything, this book will help you realize those eureka moments in the shower, or long gazes at inanimate objects, or stumped lacked of progress are just part of the process. Great read, void of fluff, straight to the point: The Creative Act: A Way Of Being by Rick Rubin

The Creative Act: A Way Of Being, By Rick Rubin

The Black Sheep & The Black Eel

The night before was a merry stew. We left Ocean City and cruised to Sea Isle City to roam around some shops, play miniature golf, and then drink it up early at some place called the Dead Dog Saloon. We were there pounding pints quite early in the evening, eating greasy appetizers. Allyson was pregnant, so she was our driver.

The Dead Dog was a step above a dive bar, low key. But after a few beers, I was told by the manager that I had to either wear a collared shirt or vacate the premises. My Jameson Irish Whiskey graphic t-shirt that I remember vividly getting on my 30th birthday was suddenly equivalent to a swastika at 8:00 pm, and it needed to be covered.

Of course, they sold official Dead Dog Saloon polo shirts there, so I bought a white one and wore it sloppily over my t-shirt. I flipped up the collar, buttoned all the buttons, and mocked the notion that a collared shirt was necessary, as if we were in a private country club. I walked around the bar, chatting with others that were also notified and enjoyed my drunken glory.

I awoke early the next morning with a slight headache, but I needed to get up, as I was going on my first deep sea fishing trip with Harry, my father-in-law, and my bro-in-law Ray.

Now, if you angle it right, everyone can be deemed the black sheep of their family, but for me, I felt I always ran a bit blacker.

With my family growing up, my Mom, Dad, and sister were all nurses. We’d sit in the dining room in my late teens and eat saucy lasagna while they talked about blood and bodily fluids, which always led to a shush from me, or I’d just stammer off with my plate to the den.

My sister was a socialite in high school, always throwing parties and going out. I just stayed in my bedroom and reorganized my baseball cards, waiting for the promise of college freedom, watching Friday sitcoms that nobody watched.

During the holidays, my sister, Mom, and Aunt would dance to pop stars, like Bon Jovi, joyously after a glass of wine, as I sat in the corner wishing I could blare the Pixies. They would call me ā€œJesusā€ as my stoner long hair, scruffy beard, and flannel effortless wardrobe clashed with the whole look of the family. I didn’t really care, though, but I just felt like an oddball, although mighty comfortable in being just that.

Now, I was married and had joined a whole new family. The in-law dudes (father and three bros), were all heavily into hunting, fishing, home repair, and sports, particularly NHL and NFL. All of those items resulted in a big fat zero of interest for me, so I was quickly lost in their conversations.

Growing up, none of my friends or family hunted, so it was very foreign to me. I’ve never even held a gun, except for the fake one that I often whip out and shoot my cat with. Once you’re in your mid-30s, you know what you want to pursue in life, and you easily check out and dive into what you dig the most. For me, I could care less if I ate another piece of meat for the rest of my life. And, NASCAR and televised sports — it really didn’t matter to me if they all vanished and were replaced by non-stop Cosby Show reruns.

It’s not that I was a black sheep with my newly expanded family; I was a black sheep with the typical Philadelphian male, I suppose. My interests didn’t lay in building additions to a home or car repair. My focus was on HTML5, CSS3, jQuery and building the best web sites possible for modern browsers, as my livelihood depended upon it. My career as a web professional was taking over my life. It was the only way to thrive in that profession. Pixels and code were my building blocks. Coffee and beer were my engine. Writing and music were my release.

So, now here I was, about to embark on an early AM fishing trip with some seasoned deep sea fishery folk. I’ve always been easily car sick as a kid, from the days of my parents driving me around town. I originally thought that my parents were just bad drivers, but they weren’t.

I always preferred to drive. I insisted for the fishing trip and took us to a Wawa for some grub, although I was the only one that seemed to be craving anything. I bought a coffee and a bag of Fritos Corn Chips.

While waiting to load the charter boat, I crunched down the chips and pounded the coffee and I felt, well, shitty, but at least more awake. Soon we were on the boat. I felt glad that I had finally joined Harry in one of these journeys, as he was always asking me to come along. Maybe it was the long lost missing link of my life that I needed, I thought.

The charter boat filled up with about forty people and we all hung along the railings as the engine chugged us out deeper into the ocean. The deep sea fishing poles seemed simple enough, as you just dropped your baited hook into the water.

Eventually the boat stopped, as if we had reached a precise destination. With the engine off, the boat instantly started rocking heavily with the wind and water, pushing the horizon up and down and jostling instant nausea into my system, as if something was jarred in my brain and I could no longer focus.

I darted to the men’s room, the one tiny men’s room on the boat, and vomited heavily the full yellow corn chip mush into the toilet — well, as much as I could into the toilet. My extended arms held onto the walls for support, as I would have fallen over otherwise. I tried to clean up the mess the best I could and then proceeded back out.

Harry had a baited pole ready for me and immediately knew I had yacked, pointing out that I was pale and unstable looking.

ā€œYeah, I got it out of me,ā€ I said, grabbing hold of the pole. I was proud that I had made it to the toilet on time, getting it out of my system and ready to catch some bluefish, tuna, weakfish, flounder — anything. Maybe we could grill it up later, I thought.

We all hovered over the railing looking down at the water. But then it hit me again. The nausea was instant and relentless. I threw up into the water, leaving a trace of vomit alongside the boat, holding tight to my pole. Holy fuck is this embarrassing, I thought. Chunks of puke lined my sweatshirt as I couldn’t help but act like a 17-year-old girl that did shots of whiskey for the first time and was ruining the party for all.

Suddenly, I felt tension on my line and knew that I was either catching a fish or a heavy piece of debris. Harry noticed I was fading out and helped me reel in the sucker as I could barely hold onto the rod.

Out of the water wriggled a testy slimy black eel, about four feet long. One of the crewmen came over and told me to just pull it in and I dropped it on the deck. The damn thing writhed around relentlessly. It was like a massive piece of black licorice that had come alive, trying to slap us all in the face. The crewman held it down with gloved hands and then pounded several times on the eel’s head with a mallet. Blood spurted around the deck and it eventually relaxed. The crewman tossed the eel back into the sea and then cleaned up the mess with a mop and bucket.

Now the nausea that had overcome me, leagues above any flu or hangover barf scene that I had ever experienced. With the flu, you may vomit for twenty minutes, but then you fall back asleep for hours. This was a non-stop assault that I couldn’t escape. In fact the vomiting part was actually the better part, allowing me to attain temporary relief. The waiting in between gags was the hell.

I wandered around the boat trying to find a sweet spot of relief, but such a location didn’t exist. I tried to smile at the people happily fishing, acting like was ambling towards a destination. I went into the dining area where I heard they were selling Dramamine. I bought a couple pills and swallowed them down. Some old fella chuckled and told me the pills needed to be taken hours before getting on the boat. ā€œThose will just make you sleepy at this point.ā€

I sat in a booth for four by myself, gripping the table, and tried to focus on the horizon. It didn’t work at all. Also seated were a couple other seasick guys. I saw one dude vomit and I immediately gagged and tossed up some more onto the floor. Liquid chunky orange goo cascaded back and forth…and back and forth…sliding back and forth on the floor. One kid was about eye level with a trash can and stuck his whole head inside of it to yack.

Just a little over three more hours of this, I thought, holding onto the railing toward the end of the boat. Nobody was around there. Harry came over eating some scrambled eggs from the kitchen as the wind blew towards him. I warned him that I was about to hurl and that the wind might blow it towards his face. He got out of the way, letting me know that he was being easy on me. He described how he originally wanted to shove bait into his mouth and talk to me.

I already felt like a douche because my chest and back were sunburned from trying a new ā€œsprayā€ sunscreen. It was like cooking spray, but didn’t work on my pasty skin at all, leaving a large red spot on my chest and stomach that resembled Pangaea.

Finally we were headed back to the dock. I was happy to hear the engine roaring and seeing us zip evenly across the ocean. At the dock, I stepped onto the deck and slipped and fell. I laughed at myself and got back up. What the fuck did I care, really? Nobody had caught one single fish. It was just the black eel and me, bloodied and butchered.

Back at the beach house, my wife and I decided to go out to eat at some Italian place down the street. We sat at a table outside and dipped bread in olive oil and watched a fender bender occur, right in front of us. Everyone was fine. A cop showed up. Traffic built up. Waitresses brought out entrees. Fresh water with lemon. Peppered cheese. Prodding jokes. Focused eyes, a goofball back on firm land where he belonged.

Perplexity.ai vs. Google SGE

Perplexity.ai, touted as “where knowledge begins” is a research engine that utilizes AI and natural language predictive text to answer questions. Similar to Google SGE, it cites sources (with direct links) and has a “follow up” chat section. Unlike Google though, there is a paid Pro version that allows you to top into a “smarter AI and more Pro Search” and generate images for $20 / month. (I haven’t tried that.)

What’s welcome about Perplexity.ai is the clean interface and lack of ads. With your “ask anything” prompt, you can then choose a “Focus” setting of:

  • All (Search across the entire interent)
  • Academic (Search published academic papers)
  • Writing
  • Wolfram | Alpha (Computational knowledge engine)
  • YouTube
  • Reddit (Search for discussions and opinions)

Another cool tool is the Library, which stores all of your sources and allows you tap back into them for the answers. You can also group your searches in to Collections and then create Secret or Shareable links to them.

If you’re looking for a unique break from Google and give your searches a collective stronger purpose, the Perplexity.ai free version is worth a spin.

Fender Rhodes on Perplexity.ai
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