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Posts about “Be Home By Dinner”, my first novel.

Using Apple Books AI Based Digital Narration Tool For Audiobooks

In self-publishing novels with Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing, some asked if I’d ever get audiobooks created. I always laughed, as it was way beyond my budget, as they typically cost anywhere from $6,000 to $10,000 to produce. Of course, I really did want to create an audiobook.

I even dabbled with the idea of recording it myself in a padded closet at home, but didn’t want to deal with listening to my voice or investing in the proper microphone. Plus, my house is always loud with kids and cats, and slamming doors and cabinets. I’d have to record at 3AM nightly to get it recorded in silence. (Of course, there is AI denoising software, but…)

Years ago, we routinely rented Harry Potter audiobooks on CD from the Abington Township Library. My son loved to listen to them on long travels. They were fantastic, as different talents represented unique characters for the dialogue parts. It really brought the novels to life.

Fiverr and ElevenLabs To The Rescue?

Be Home By Dinner Audiobook

As I explored Fiverr.com, I realized some freelancers could produce the novel for about $5,000, but it was still too expensive. Also, the work of creating a character list of how to pronounce the many names and settings seemed challenging to do over a Zoom meeting or many emails.

ElevenLabs.io, which I’m really fond of, was a potential solution. But it would require that I get the $330 / month plan due to the word count. It also required writing out uncertain words and have them spelled out. For example, a pizzeria called Rosario’s would need to be re-typed to Rose-air-ee-ohs so that the AI tool could understand the correct way to pronounce the word.

A Free Solution?

For ebook syndication, I use Draft2Digital, which I recently discovered is an approved partner of Apple Books, and allows authors to generate audiobooks using Apple Books AI digital narration for FREE! All that you have to do is pick out the ideal voice to represent your novel and let the AI tool spend a few weeks with your ebook. It’s currently restricted to categories of romance, fiction, mystery and thriller, or science fiction and fantasy.

When I received notification that my novel Be Home By Dinner was published on Apple Books, I smiled because I knew that that there was no way in hell that the AI tool could possibly have nailed the dozens of character names, locations, 1980s pop culture references and more. I questioned how did it make a leap of faith in determining pronunciations. Why was I even participating in this? Was I just helping the Apple Books AI tool get smarter at my own expense?

On initial listen, I enjoyed the character voice that I had chosen. He was suitable for suspense, which is the genre of the novel. But… the “audiobooks without the overhead” definitely had its fair share of issues.

What Fell Apart With The AI Produced Audiobook

Character Names

I figured this would happen. But some character names, like Kova (the antagonist) took on a different pronunciation at different parts of the book. Sometimes it was Koo-Vah. Other times it was Kah-Vah. And sometimes it was the correct Koe-Vah. The name kept morphing, as if the AI narrator couldn’t agree on what to call this character, which I found odd since it’s a simple 4-letter name.

Author Name

Yes, even my name was butchered. Instead of stating Franke with a silent “E”, they included a hard “E”, like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. I felt like I was back in high school during role call with a new teacher.

What I Miss About A Human Narrator

Mouth Noises

Yes, it sounds weird and gross, but I missed sounds of the human element. Fake breath noises are not part of the AI equation yet, let alone lip smacking or air sneaking through teeth. The AI voice is a bit dry and sterile, with a clockwork tempo. At times you want to rattle the robot and have it take a shot of whiskey to loosen up and expand its range.

Be Home By Dinner Audio Book

Ambient Sounds

The AI voice is precise with perfect audio levels. But I miss the sounds of the room, like pages being turned or a glass of water being put down on a wooden table. The impurities of recordings are often the most endearing. The singer, Sting, accidentally sat on the piano during the recording of the song “Roxanne”, for example. The clang of piano keys was recorded, and The Police kept that in song. I remember listening to a lot of the Beat Generation authors perform readings and hearing the cigarette exhalations and ice cubes tinkling in glasses, cars whizzing by, or uproarious laughter of someone nearby. It was more vulnerable and electric.

Lively Dialogue

When I read a novel, I create a dialogue voice for each character. I imagine most people do. It just happens naturally to help break up the reading. With AI narration, the voice adjusts a bit with a conversation between two people, but it sounds like a screenplay read by someone vaguely interested in auditioning for a part in a film adaptation. The emphasis is not as strong, especially for highly emotional scenes of distress, even with multiple exclamation marks or ALL CAPS.

Correctly Pronounced Words

For heteronyms, the AI tool seemed to work based on a coin toss. For example, the word “tearing” was supposed to be pronounced like “eyes tearing up”, but it was pronounced like “tearing up a piece of paper”. The correct context was picked up by the AI tool sometimes, but not always.

Onomatopoeia can be a bit of a train wreck. For example, the “psss psss psss” cat call sounds resulted in the narration spelling out each instance of these phrases. I laughed hard on that one. “Shhhh” was known though.

Review Process?

An audio file that could be annotated would be the simplest solution, with a section that allowed authors to spell out the pronunciations of misspoken words. The file could be updated and the process automated until a green “Approved!” button is pressed. Maybe in the future?

Regardless of issues, I’m excited for the opportunity to have an audiobook at the ready for Be Home By Dinner. Check it out on Apple Books.

Looking to publish your own audiobook? Here’s how you can get started with your own Apple Books audiobook.

Rosario’s vs. Oreland Pizza

In Be Home By Dinner, the protagonist, Garvey Nolan, frequents Rosario’s pizzeria in Oreland on a few different occasions. Rosario’s is the sole pizzeria in East Oreland and Oreland Pizza (recently revamped) is the sole pizzeria in West Oreland.

On a recent lunch break, I visited Rosario’s. Upon entering, the two cow bells tied to the door clanged and the guys in the back making sandwiches peered over and shouted hello. The sparse tables looked identical to the ones that I sat at during my youth, along with the stacked walls of cardboard pizza boxes, the humming beverage fridge, the counter for paying, the dusty framed photos and the TV in the back corner. I felt as if I stepped back in time, awaiting my old schoolmates to barrel through the door with their Catholic school uniforms on. Rosario’s is a no-frills experience, but you don’t need it with good food. Two plain slices and a drink for $5.00 is a great deal as well. I poured on the garlic salt like old times.

Back in the day, a woman named Erin took the orders from the counter, her hair tied back and white apron caked with sauce and dough. She had a pen over her ear and asked what we were up to, always addressing our first names and asking how our parents were doing. I don’t know where she is these days, but she taught me the power of the dedicated repeat customer — an alluring guardian that kept a watchful eye and ear on us.

I decided to put a poll on Facebook to see which Oreland pizzeria was favored the most. I then shared it to the Oreland Group and the stories that poured in were many, respecting both sides. Of 189 votes, Rosario’s won at 57%. Stop in for a slice the next time you’re cruising down Pennsylvania Avenue and feeling hungry.

View the results on Facebook.

I Love A Parade

It’s a song my Dad sung when I was a kid as he did monotonous chores. I thought he was quoting Chevy Chase from National Lampoon’s Vacation. But, he was really singing a song from 1931 written by Harry Richman that has been covered by many. Regardless, “I Love A Parade” made for the perfect title for a Be Home By Dinner chapter set on July 4th, 1985 in Oreland, PA, during the frenzy of the parade’s start, when a stolen Hustler magazine seemed more important to protagonist, Garvey Nolan.

The Fourth of July Parade is arguably the best day in Oreland. Unlike the nearby Glenside parade, which starts at 4pm and is laden with alcohol, the Oreland parade starts at a sleepy 10am. Bystanders are more likely to hold thermoses of coffee over beer.

Although not as longstanding and lengthy as the neighboring Glenside parade, the Oreland parade is just enough to have previous and current residents meld together. Also, the route is an intimate journey that weaves through the neighborhood, opposed to just major arteries. Homeowners lucky enough to live on the parade route have a supreme destination for family and friends year after year. 

It’s a given that you’ll see the helicopter from the Vietnam War and the countless line of Corvettes. Why the Corvettes (some not even classics yet)? I don’t know.

As a child, my parents let me ride my Big Wheel in the parade and later my black Huffy. As you can see in the photos below, I had a standard Fourth of July striped shirt that spanned years. 

Oreland Parade Via Big Wheel

Above: Careening through the bicylists in pursuit of ice cream sandwiches, Otter Pops and hot dogs.

Redford Road In Oreland PA

Above: I try to look happy while staring into the sun and having my black Huffy transformed.

Above: Going the wrong way down Allison Road. This is awesome!

One of the many versions of “I Love A Parade”, by Joey Heatherton.

In celebration of July 4th, here’s the entirety of Chapter 17: I Love A Parade from Be Home By Dinner. Read and enjoy!

Book Launch At Bettie Jack Gallery

Thanks to everyone that came out to Bettie Jack Gallery on October 4th! It was great talking about the book to new and old faces, especially those that live in Oreland and were name dropping old faces from the 80s. It’s amazing how many families raised in Oreland stay in Oreland, or at least moved nearby (like I did).

Jawn at Bettie Jack Gallery In Glenside PA
Raymond Franke - Book Signing for Carl Franke's "Be Home By Dinner"
Book Signing - Carl Franke
Book Launch Party At Bettie Jack
Wayne Miller, Jen Jarson, Carl Franke and Dave Barnitz
Rick Hanging Out In Back Room
Red Striped Zebra with Be Home By Dinner
Raymond Franke and Carl Franke Outside of Bettie Jack In Keswick Village
Visitors Come To Bettie Jack Gallery
Bettie Jack Gallery Visitors
Book Signing - Conversation - Refreshments
Hanging outside Bettie Jack Gallery for Book Signing
Mike and Katie Idell
Wayne Miller, Jen Jarson and Raymond Franke
Owners of Bettie Jack Gallery
Melissa Franke and Carl Frnake

How To Self Publish Your Novel

If you’re a fiction writer looking to self-publish your first novel, this article is for you.

In researching how to self-publish Be Home By Dinner, I found many articles about different methods of each stage along the way. But I didn’t find articles that captured the full process from start to finish. There’s multiple avenues to go about the self-publishing process. This post explains the route I chose utilizing 7 unique tools.

Although many consider it less prestigious, there are benefits of self-publishing, including:

  • Creative control
  • Print on demand (kill less trees – no waste)
  • Retain rights for adaptations
  • Better royalties
  • Longer shelf life
  • Deadlines and schedules are yours to determine
  • No agents needed (or months trying to find one)

1. Google Docs

If you have a GMAIL or other Google account, Google Docs provides a simple way to write wherever you have an internet connection. There’s also an offline mode as well. Google Docs continually saves as you write. Spelling and grammar checkers are included so you can see typos as they happen. (Of course, intent is not known by Google Docs or any software. This can cause headaches down the line, which I’ll explain.)

Google Docs draft of Be Home By Dinner
No need to click Ctrl + S to save your work. Just keep on writing.

As your digital manuscript gets lengthy, there are chapter bookmarklet tools that add a Table Of Contents for hyperlinking to specific chapters. My novel was just over 87,000 words with 60 punchy short chapters, so this came in handy to hop around the book. This is also essential if you don’t write in chronological order.

Although Google Docs continually saved my progress, I saved copies of the document after each session. This may have been overkill, but provided insurance in case the master file that may get corrupted.

Google Docs Cost: Free

2. Google Sheets

I used Google Sheets to create a quick snapshot of each chapter via a spreadsheet. This included:

  • Date Range
  • Age Of Protagonist
  • Chapter Number
  • Chapter Title
  • Characters Introduced
  • Settings Introduced
  • Chapter Highlights / Synopsis
Google Sheets for Be Home By Dinner
No math formulas here. Just text.

I also color coded the backgrounds to emphasize which chapter non-adjacent chapters were connected. As my story took place over a 15-year period, this spreadsheet was essential to piece the novel together and view the entirety of it at a singular glance. It served as a personal CliffsNotes.

Google Sheets Cost: Free

3. Pro Writing Aid

After the final draft was complete, I imported the manuscript into Pro Writing Aid. This tool identifies issues and recommendations for:

  • Spelling
  • Grammar
  • Diction
  • Accidental Homonyms
  • Overused Phrases
  • Cliche Use
  • Sticky Sentences (that may slow down a reader)
  • Overused Pronouns (which create a boring read)
  • Alliteration Verification
  • Echoes (phrases used in close proximity)
  • Pacing (identify slower readability)
  • Sentence Length Gauge (pointing out if they are varied or not)
Pro Writing Aid home page
Pro Writing Aid home page.

Any of the above are flagged by unique colors over the text and can be altered immediately. Or, the recommendation can be denied and never appear again.  

Pro Writing Aid offers a Google Chrome plugin to add to your Google Doc, but I preferred using the native application. 

The one thing that it doesn’t sniff for is context. The first printed edition of Be Home By Dinner had 14 overlooked errors. For example, “cell phone” was stated where “cellophane” was supposed to be. As And this was in a chapter that took place before cell phones were prevalent. (My apologies for anyone that purchased this edition.) But this is the great thing about the print-on-demand service that Amazon offers. I uploaded the new file within an hour and new shipments had the corrected version within a day.

You may chose to bypass using Pro Writing Aid or other similar software, but it offers a wealth of insight into your writing habits and allows for quick adjustments.

Pro Writing Aid Cost: $60 for a full year

4. Photoshop

If you have experience with Photoshop, Illustrator, Canva, Gimp (which is free) or any other graphic design software, you can create your own ebook and paperback cover. One ebook cover is all that you need for all digital channels.

For the paperback print cover, Amazon provides extensive guidelines and templates for the back and front covers. Based on the page length, the spine size is revealed via a calculator.

Be Home By Dinner cover
“Be Home By Dinner” layout of front cover, spine and back cover.

If you don’t have graphic design skills, you can outsource your cover design to a wealth of designers on Fiverr.com. Rates start at $10.

Photoshop Cost: $20.99 / month

5. Pressbooks

Once you’ve nailed down your final draft, the next step is to find a layout software to that will export your book into the required file types:

  • PDF (for Amazon Paperback)
  • EPUB (Barnes & Noble NOOK, Apple Books, Google Play Books, Kobo etc.)
  • MOBI (Amazon Kindle)

Layout options for your book include:

  • 20 unique themes for chapter fonts, body fonts, author page, chapter listing, front matter, back matter, each with particular look and feel.

I went with the “Leonard “ theme. The bold chapter title typewriter style font was ideal for suspense novel and the drop cap at each chapter’s beginning was a nice touch.

Pressbooks Leonard Theme
Pressbooks “Leonard Theme” is great for mystery, thrillers and suspense fiction.

If you’ve ever used WordPress for managing web site content, Pressbooks may be the best option, as it’s built with WordPress.

Pressbooks layout using Leonard theme
If you’ve used WordPress, this layout and menu should look familiar.

Pressbooks allows you to add the META information about your book into the EPUB and MOBI files. This info includes copyright information, book genre, book categories, ISBN (if you already bought one), taglines and descriptions, keywords to aid with search, and more.

Pressbooks Cost: $99 per book (if you want paperback and ebook)

6. Draft2Digital

To distribute your book to all ebook outlets outside of Amazon, such as Barnes & Noble NOOK Books, Apple Books, Google Play Books, Kobo and several others that you likely never heard of, you’ll need to choose an online ebook distributor.

I went with Draft2Digital because of its simplistic setup, easy dashboard and royalties payment method and free ISBN (International Standard Book Number) number. These digits are unique to your book and used as a commercial identifier and are typically around $125.00.

Draft2Digital Home Page

Even though I marketed the option of buying my book on these non-Amazon channels, only about 1% of sales came from these offerings after 90 days. The print version on Amazon and the Kindle were dominant, but this isn’t the case for everyone.  

They provide other services as well: Author Pages, Universal Book Links (with direct links to all channels of purchase), buttons for you website and more.

Draft2Digital Setup Cost: Free

Draft2Digital Royalties

  • Authors earn 85% of ebook price.

7. Amazon KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing)

The evil and tax evading Amazon.com is the essential online store for self publishers. According to Bloomberg.com, Amazon captures 88.9% of ebook sales and 41% of the physical books market.

As with Draft2Digital.com, you get a free ISBN when you publish your book through Amazon. Amazon also had their unique number called ASIN.

There’s an option to join KDP Select which allows for a few unique perks:

  • 5 days of free Kindle downloads (good for exposure and gaining quick readership)
  • Kindle Countdown Deals (good for creating exclusive limited time offers)
  • Kindle Unlimited program – This is like a Netflix for Kindle books and allows subscribers to read as many books as they want. Authors are paid on a per page basis.

Amazon KDP Setup Cost: Free

Ebook Royalties

  • Books priced from $2.99 to $9.99, authors get 70%.
  • For books priced outside of the above range, authors get 35%.

Paperback Royalties

  • You get 60% minus the cost of print production. My 6″ x 9″ book of 346 pages with matte finish was $4.99 each to produce.

Questions?

If you have any questions about the above, feel free to contact me or leave a comment below. I tried to keep this as succinct as possible.

Glenside Walkabout

Since Melissa and I moved to Glenside in 2012, five new excellent bar / restaurants have opened up in the 19038:

  1. Bernie’s Restaurant and Bar
  2. Roberts Block Restaurant
  3. Glenside Ale House
  4. The Ways Brewery and Restaurant
  5. Bill’s Best Brewery

Since having two kids, we can only seem to get out for a date once a season, so I’m the furthest thing from a regular at any of these joints. But they are highly welcome and makes for one hell of a bar crawl someday.

Last week, we chalked up a date night and headed to The Ways Brewery and Restaurant and Bill’s Best Brewery. Both were wildly different but offered a variety of tasty craft brews.

The Ways had a large teen driven staff. The waiter shrugged and didn’t get my Perfect Strangers reference to the “Little Cousin Larry” beer. Regardless of feeling ancient, the tacos were delicious.

The Ways Brewery and Restaurant
There’s no denying what’s going on inside of The Way’s Brewery and Restaurant.
Doors of The Ways Brewery and Restaurant.
The Ways Brewery and Restaurant has some beautiful doors. You may find yourself lingering outside of them in awe.

Bill’s Best had a tasting room vibe. It’s essentially a large room with a bar and seating behind, a great place to lock in on a Phillies game and talk easily to the patron next to you while gouging on a hot dog or sandwich with heaping toppings.

Both Bill’s Best and The Ways had outdoor seating options.

Bill's Best in Glenside PA
I forgot to get a photo at Bill’s Best, but here is Melissa just down the street beneath an overpass.

We also stopped by a fave, The Blue Comet, where they had a new Hawaiian themed cocktail menu.

Corner of Glenside Avenue and Easton Road
Taking a break on a bench at the corner of Glenside Avenue and Easton Road.
The Blue Comet Bar & Grill backyard seating area.
The Blue Comet is night all dim lit. Check out the back garden area and enjoy a cocktail with the birds.
Surf Rock Inspired Cocktail List At The Blue Comet
The Blue Comet’s Surf Rock inspired cocktail menu.

Our final stop was Bettie Jack in Keswick Village, where we checked out First Friday and to see Be Home By Dinner on display. An old caddie friend of mind was playing Grateful Dead tunes with one of his bands, jamming outside on the sidewalk. The tunes could be heard blocks away as your approached the Keswick Circle.

Jawn at Bettie Jack Gallery
The back room of Bettie Jack has a bass drum coffee table and a light fixture based on the most Philly centric word ever.
Be Home By Dinner for sale at Bettie Jack Gallery in the Keswick Village
“Be Home By Dinner” for sale at Bettie Jack
Bernie Gillespie of Shady Groove Duo
Checking out former caddy, Bernie Gillespie of Shady Groove Duo.
A blurred selfie in front of Penny's Flowers in Glenside.
I look the best when I’m blurry.
Should we lick the popsicle?
No date night is complete without an odd photo with a mannequin and a floating popsicle. Right?
Shop Dine Live - Glenside Flower Boxes
Flower box at the corner of Easton Road and Glenside Avenue.

Alternative Cover: Sasha

One of the great things about e-books is that you can make edits to any typos or grammatical errors and quickly republish as a new edition. New covers can also be used. For the Amazon Kindle version, I recently changed the cover to the below “Sasha” alternative version. If you’ve read the book, the girl in the photo should bear resemblance to the distracting character in Be Home By Dinner.

Sasha cover of Be Home By Dinner

Oreland Airman Gets Medal For Saving General In Cash

In Chapter 10 of Be Home By Dinner, the protagonist, Garvey Nolan, notices a newspaper article hung up in the back of his Dad’s shed. The article details how his Dad saved a General from a fiery plane crash back in his U.S. Air Force days. Garvey’s dad introduced intuition and gut instincts to Garvey, which he later uses in the book multiple times in order to survive the emotional turbulence of adolescence, avoid being captured by crazed adults and escape risky peer influencers.

In reality, my Dad did indeed save a general from a fiery crash at Scott Air Force Base in Illinois, back in 1961, while enlisted in the U.S. Air Force as a medic. Below is a newspaper article from The Philadelphia Bulletin, an old evening newspaper that was published from 1847 to 1982. Enjoy the story:

Raymond Franke, Oreland PA Hero
Dad In Air Force

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Inspiration For Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Be Home By Dinner centers around a newly purchased red AMC Spirit, a subcompact sporty car.

In reality, my Dad and I got into an accident in this car in 1979, which totaled the vehicle. I was 4-years-old. The accident was one of a handful of 1970s events that are my first memories, but this was the most vivid. I can still recall the plastic smell of the black interior and the jarring sensation of the car flipping over multiple times, ending us suspended upside down by our seat belts.

Other earliest memories are vague and through translucent lenses, like watching Star Wars at a drive-in movie theater (Route 309, perhaps?) and falling asleep when C-3P0 roamed lost in the Tatooine desert. 

Below is a newspaper spotlight about the accident as well as a couple magazine ads about the unique vehicle: 

Newspaper article about AMC Spirit accident
AMC Spirit Ad
AMC Spirit Ad 2

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